Husband Did Two Complex Things (I’m Scared)

I am sitting in a state of bewilderment. My husband accomplished two very difficult tasks this week. All by himself. And he did them quickly. More quickly than I was able to. This scares me, and I am not trying to be funny. It also kind of makes me envious of his “get it done” [...]

Handy Around the House? I Think Not.

Is my husband handy around the house? Observe this little photo of a very simple 3 part lamp he assembled for us, and you tell me.
You may be thinking to yourself, “Oh, it was probably broken when they got it.” If only it had been…if only it had been. No, it wasn’t broken when it [...]

Ankle Cowboy Boots: Not Acceptable in Any Way, Shape, or Form

I have a question: What the heck are these things for? No seriously, take a quiz. Answer these questions about the boots in this photo:
1. These “shoes” ______.
a. were purchased and worn by a real person like you and me
b. were rented out by a costume shop as part of a pirate [...]

My Secret Daughter

Despite his frequent displays of annoying behavior, I would never, ever cheat on my husband.
I don’t approve of or wnat this to happen, but I have occasionally felt attracted to guys, including one named Salvador. It was the kind of thing where you are attracted to someone, and therefore you stay as far away from [...]

I Hate Him

Well, I guess I really don’t hate my husband, or I wouldn’t have a blog about him and our marriage, now would I? My husband has many positive traits, but I have created this blog to help me get out my frustration at the other traits.
For example, let’s go over a few irritating things he [...]

Stay Off My Bed–Desk

Husband Meanness of the Day:
After my husband got out of bed at 12pm, he helped me until Niko (our 2.5 year old) took his nap. My husband also napped. Till 5. But then he helped me all night. Granted, he acted irritably and babyish the whole time, but I was happy to have the help, [...]

Job Search Husband Style

Thank goodness I work full-time (just from home). Thank goodness I make plenty of money to support our family during dry spells.
My husband’s contract expires in 2 weeks. He has applied for several new contracts (this is good). He wants to use a new software and is trying to get a contract that will involve [...]