My Husband’s Clothes Light Up
Astounding. I found this shirt in the closet and thought I’d photograph it for you. I was aghast at what happened when the camera flashed. The thing lit up like a firework! It’s almost as bright as headlights. Wearing this thing outside on a sunny day might be a bad idea. Wearing this thing at all might be a bad idea. Even in a gym. Unless it’s the one where Doctor Spok goes, in which case, he’d fit right in.
The icing on the cake: he wears it with these green pants. Notice the hole in the pants. Notice also the weird tie mechanism these things have–it looks like they are violating themselves. I thought he did this to hide the tie, but he swears they came this way.
In case he’s reading this, I’m going to put a link to a REALLY NICE sports clothing store–Champs. Honey, you can click right on there–all the clothes you find should be great. There’s no clothing, for example, that lights up unexpectedly or violates itself at Champs:
