Attention Men: Groomed=Hot, Ungroomed=Not Hot
I have mentioned in previous posts, my husband is naturally handsome. It’s one of the main reasons I wanted to date him. Also, he knows 3 languages and he’s really, really kind. The problem is that he often sabotages his his good looks. Let’s look at an example. Does your guy ever do this? I hope not. Oops, sorry, this post is for guys. Guys, do you ever do this to your girlfriends or wives?
[Update: My husband finally read my blog–after 2 years! He made me take down his photo. I have no choice–he’s a techie and could shut down my blog in a matter of seconds–though he did not threaten to do so. SO imagine: Photo A–very hot looking bald guy with a shaven beard and shirt with light stain on it. Photo B: shaggy, dumpy looking guy with wide, but not long, beard, and a clump of hair sticking out on the left side of his head.]
See how hot my husband looks in Photo A? Nicely trimmed hair and beard. Oh, well, he is wearing the pirate shirt with the florescent green thing on it…um, and there is a large, though light, stain on the shirt to the right of the pirate. You know, this is about as good as it gets for me, and as sad as it is, I still think he looks hot and am still going to use this as the “model” photo to demonstrate my point.
Now, guys, let’s examine Photo B. Notice:
1) The “blob” of hair sticking out (left side).
2) The woolly beard and mustache. I’m going to make this short and sweet (don’t tune out, this is important) girls, especially girlfriends and wives who are no longer awed by your hotness, don’t want to be near you when you resemble Grizzly Adams, or worse, an actual grizzly bear.
Guys, do you see the difference the shave and hair grooming made from Photo A to Photo B? I know some guys do. For the ones who don’t: you’re just going to have to trust me. There is a huge difference. I’ll prove it. Groom yourself for 2 solid weeks and watch how the special lady in your life suddenly becomes attracted to you again. And maybe other ladies. But be good, Tiger, remember who loves you when you look like Photo B.
(Note to husband in case he is spying on me and my blog: SEE, I TOLD you your hair was sticking out on the left side. Now do you think it looks “fine”? Didn’t think so.)