Husband Clothes

I used to be a teacher. (But now write school books…and blogs.) So, I know strategies on making quizzes easy, challenging, or whatever the occasion calls for. For fun, I’m going to give my husband this quiz (which he will totally blow off) :

1) How many days from now is my birthday? (Hint: see title of post)

2) How old am I? (Hint: I am exactly 6 months older than you. I realize sometimes you forget how old you are. That’s fine. Me too.)

3) What do I want for my birthday?

Now, the reason this post is necessary is because I need to send it to my husband. He never gets me presents for my birthday or any other holiday. He forgets. I remind him and explain to him how important it is each year. No matter.

I want some darn presents for my birthday this year. Something feminine. Something pretty. NOT an ugly dry aquarium with cacti in it, for example, that has a cheap ugly mirror in the back and cost $5 at CVS. Yes, he actually did get me this, and it happens to be one of the 2 presents he has gotten me during 9 years of marriage. (Note to husband: Do NOT get me one of these things ever again. If you do that, do NOT pretend that you planned it and think it’s nice. Also, if I throw it away because it’s ugly and looking at it makes me sad, please do NOT fish it out of the garbage).

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