My Husband Kind Of Resembles Grizzly Adams

Hi. Being that it’s Easter Weekend, my husband is spending many hours at home. This means, I can’t post as freely as I usually can. Darn it. And it also means that topics to write and complain about are piling up (though I will not be able to vent about them until Monday…) SO quickly, [...]

Husband Overslept–My Fault, Of Course

Okay. So, I have no idea what time he got home from work last night. (But, per the post below, that’s fine.)
SO, this morning, the alarm clock goes off at 7:40am. I said, “Honey, the clock went off.” No response. “Honey, the alarm went off. When are you getting up?”
He said, “Sometime after 8:00am.”
Okay, my [...]

Husband Working Later Than Ever!

Wow, it’s 1:30am, and my poor husband is still at work. I am so glad I already posted the mean post about how he wasted a lot of money, because I would feel kind of bad about posting it now…Well, not that bad I suppose. Who am I kidding? I love mean posts about guys, [...]

Husband Has Wasted Much Money

Hi, I was just reminiscing about all this money that my husband has wasted over the years. I think I need to start a new blog called Pushover Wife. Two large sums wasted:
1. Wasted Money on Expensive Gym: We lived in Arlington, Virginia, and my husband wanted a gym membership. There were 2 gyms very [...]

Is Your Guy Unemployed? Point Him Right Here.

Oh my gosh. I just saw through the news that 22,000 more people are jobless. It’s so hard when the husband/live-in beau has no job. (But fun when I don’t have one…sorry if that sounds catty, but I have earned the right to say it. Also, I currently do have a job, actually 3 of [...]

Attention Men: Groomed=Hot, Ungroomed=Not Hot

I have mentioned in previous posts, my husband is naturally handsome. It’s one of the main reasons I wanted to date him. Also, he knows 3 languages and he’s really, really kind. The problem is that he often sabotages his his good looks. Let’s look at an example. Does your guy ever do this? I [...]

Guest Photo: Boyfriend Takes Charge of the Garbage

Hi, I love this photo. It makes me feel better about my life. Sent from a nice girl in Washington, DC. Her boyfriend is “taking charge” of emptying the trash, and this photo proves it.

Does this photo make me feel good because my husband is good about emptying the garbage? Oh please. No. This photo [...]

Guest Photo: Husband Dress Shoes Unacceptable

Finally, a photo of some very questionable, borderline frightening, work attire that does not belong to MY husband. These shoes belong to the husband of one of my very good friends. Take a look at these little treasures:

Come on now. Are you sure these things are shoes? Where could this guy have possibly purchased these? [...]

Wrinkled Brown Pants Update (Husband Spy?)

I think my husband might be spying on me! The day after I posted the photo of his brown wrinkled pants (below), he put them in the laundry basket.
Now, perhaps that doesn’t seem like a huge coincidence right off the bat. But he has outright refused to let me (yes, as in ALLOW ME) to [...]

Pants Need Urgent Attention

Alright, this one’s a doozy. These are my husband’s favorite pants. Can you tell? They are (as in WERE) good, quality pants–Levi’s, you know, not the type you’d expect to wrinkle like aluminum foil.
But the problem doesn’t lie in the fabric. No, the problem is my husband’s firm belief that pants can be worn 20 [...]