Husband Clothes

I have mentioned before my odd (and embarrassing) dreams about hot movie stars wanting to date me. Well, now it’s gone to a whole new level. Last night I dreamed that Vladimir Putin wanted to date me. Do I think about Putin in my daily life? Almost never. Do I think he’s hot? Never really thought about it, but now that you mention it, well, he’s not…Hold on, I’m not getting cornered into saying Vladimir Putin is hot. But who cares if he’s hot? That is no excuse to be having dreams about dating a world leader. Having this type of dream definitely means I’m strange, and not in an intriguing, sophisticated type way… That makes me very sad, but there’s really no time to dwell on it right now.

ANYWAY, we went on a date. Strange detail: the date took place in a rundown cafeteria. Do you like Russian stuff? If so, you know that Putin is rumored to be the richest man in all of Europe due to the way he’s handled Russia’s vast oil supplies and Europe’s dependency on it. I don’t think a cafeteria would be his first choice for a date. Probably something more along the lines of a chartered jet to his favorite private little hub in the Swiss Alps. BUT for a date with me, rundown public cafeteria–yet another unhealthy sign of the state of my self-esteem.

So, Putin kept trying to hold my hand, and I didn’t like it. Then he kept trying to ask me on another date, and I kept saying, “Aren’t you married?” But got no answer. It was a very awkward date, and I kept wanting to talk about fun stuff, but Putin was just trying to say smart things and mean things about other world leaders. Also, he did look handsome, but his pants were pulled too high, which was extremely bothersome.

Anyway, the dream ended without closure, and that was it. Of course, while awake, I know the biggest billionaire power mongrel in Europe would sooner spit in my direction than ask me out. I promise if you met me, you would think I’m totally normal, though I do realize that it must seem I am attention-starved, have ego issues, or just am really flaky or just plain stupid.

That said, I would be happy to hear word from any counselors, neurologists, or dream experts who can heal me. Thanks.

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