Update on the New “Indiana Jones” Movie

In this post, I discussed one of our dilemmas that my husband had over work. He had to make a really hard decision. He’d just gotten a good job in the LA area–wasn’t sure how it would go. Of COURSE, at that very moment, ILM offered him a contract to work on the new “Indiana [...]

On a Serious Note…A Love Note, If You Will…

[UPDATE: I was so positive readers would blow off this link to this love story--I BARELY posted the link. But you shock--more people clicked on this thing than Funny Quotes! The Funny Quotes page drives searches for marriage humor to this blog...Hm. What an interesting surprise. So really, we all just want a love story [...]

Want Dirty Looks? Ask My Husband to Mow

Our lawn has become an extremely frightening place to visit. Actually, I no longer refer to it as a “lawn.” Because the grass and monkey grass are now about 6 inches tall, I now refer to this area as our “wildlife sanctuary.”
We have mowing issues. You will see how they caused my husband’s one [...]

15 Ways My Husband Could Make Me Nervous

What a delightful article I just saw on Yahoo. It’s called “15 Simple Ways to Keep Your Partner Happy.” It’s written by a man. I thought, won’t it make me chuckle to take a look and just verify for certain that my husband is doing none of them?
Low and behold, not only is he [...]

Thank You…And Please Help Me

I have gotten some very nice feedback, which I thank you for immensely. It is wonderful to know that my husband’s deficiencies oddities don’t only make ME depressed laugh, but that they amuse many people from many places. I like that. It makes me proud in a very pathetic, I-need-validation sort of way.
If you are [...]

Hate It When Mother-In-Law Asks “How’s My Son?”

My husband NEVER emails, calls, or writes to his mother. She lives thousands of miles away. That must be hard. Had she been nice to me, I would love communicating with her. But as you can see from stories 1, 2, and 3, that wasn’t the case.
I find it very odd that she insists on [...]

Weekend Is Here…Husband Can’t Make Plans Yet

It’s 1:30am on Friday night. I waited all day for my husband to tell me whether he has to work tomorrow. And Monday. (I can’t make weekend plans without this info.) He has to do stuff for a trailer being released in a week or two, so his schedule is crazy again, but not [...]

Men and Women Relax, Hear, and See Differently

I’m looking so forward to this weekend! It will be great to have so much family time, but I am sure my husband and I will get on each other’s nerves. To prepare, I read about men’s brains.
This information is taken from the book What Could He Be Thinking? by Michael Gurian. The book is [...]

Guest Story: “Black Tie Optional” Is Not An Opinion

Sara’s boyfriend went to a dinner party that was “black tie optional.” Sara couldn’t go with him. This little lucky twist saved her mucho public embarrassment. Guys: PAUSE FOR QUICK QUIZ!
1) “Black tie optional” means _____:

A. The same as “tie optional”–wear a tie, or don’t.
B. Wear a tie, but it doesn’t have to be [...]

Flashback: Funny Ideas I Had About Marriage

Ha ha! I’m cracking myself up. I had a flashback on several assumptions I used to make about marriage. I wasn’t even one of those “I’ll find my knight and white castle” type girls. I was more one of those “please don’t let my husband turn out to be an undercover drug addict/criminal/person with 10 [...]