Comments on: Husband + Hot Dogs = No More Smoking

By: Holly Kay

Holly Kay — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:25:16 +0000

Penelope, that is one of my favorite comments EVER! Your husband almost burned your house down, yet he was mad at you for accidentally yelling “Mike”!!! Not during an intimate moment, mind you, but while you were PUTTING OUT A FIRE HE CAUSED…

Definitely a winner! I just hope he won’t “Carry” that grudge for too long!

By: penelope

penelope — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:20:04 +0000

My husband, we will call him Vince since it is his actual name, though sometimed I refer to him as Jerk, Lazy boy, etc. LOVES to smoke in bed. New comforters, sheets are out of the question. The one he bout for me this past Christmas looks like Swiss cheese. Several years ago after he moved in with me, I awoke to find the room filled with some, yet there was no blaze. My daughter had had a bonfire the night before so figuring the smoke was coming from outside, I decided to shut the windows to the bedroom. Hubby is still sleeping, his second favorite past time–his first is burning holes in comforters and hseets. Anyway, the room continued to fill with smoke, so I got to his side of the bed to find that the mattress and box spring are smoldering.

What do I do? I scream “Mike” which is my ex husband’s name. My new husband and I stop the mattress from burning, throw it on the floor, and carry the box spring outside. new hubby goes back in the bedroom, lays down on the mattress on the floor, gets up around 3pm, and is pissed of at me because I called him “Mike.” Despite that he would have burned the house down had I not been home.

I did get back at him about 3 weeks later when he accidentally called me by his ex fiancees name, which is “Carry.” So I proceed to ask him if he would like to call in some “Carry”-out Chinese, or maybe we could go to Cash and “Carry” down the road to get a soda pop. However, he didn’t find any humor in this.

So now I ask you, did I go too far to “carry” it on, or was he just having a bad day?

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Question: Neighborhood Smokeout Common When Grilling? | Husband Clothes — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:48:50 +0000

[...] ANYWAY. The grilling is marvelous. EXCEPT one thing. Let me describe my concern by comparing this grilling experience to the times my neighbors grill. Every time my neighbors grill, I notice a succulent scent that makes me feel like I’m floating toward the grilling food, like Sylvester the Cat in the old Looney Tunes cartoons. But when my husband grills, the smell is smoky. As is the view. I’m talking, I can kind of discern a thin layer of smoke in the air around my room, plus I feel that I need to cough. (I am a former chain smoker. I NEVER cough from breathing in smoke. Actually, I love breathing in smoke but had to stop doing so, per this post.) [...]

By: Mickie

Mickie — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:54:38 +0000

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! It’s very hard to quit such a deadly habit.

You need to go over to Husband and give him a great, big, minty fresh kiss for being so wonderfully, persistent and loving you THAT much to stuff a hotdog.

PS. All you smokers out there, you cannot hide the fact that you smoke. Non smokers can smell it no matter how hard you think you mask it. I’m sure you husbands would rather kiss a woman than an ashtray.