SCARY Gifts to Coworkers (from My Husband)

My husband has lived in the US for 12 years. Now, he used to do LOTS of embarrassing, sometimes dangerous, things due to not being from here. For example, has your husband ever WALKED through a drive-thru bank ATM or McDonald’s drive-thru? Mine has. And it freaked people out big-time. Has your husband ever asked [...]

Boy or Girl: Don’t Ask My Husband

This man never ceases to amaze me. I say this STILL experiencing husband attention and favors and politeness almost equal to our dating phase. I’m getting lots of special treatment from my husband, above and beyond the norm. We’re talking car doors getting opened for me and stuff. I’m totally happy about this.
Anyway, today, we [...]

Husband Quote: “I Think I saw PITT Brad.”

Okay, first, background for new readers: my husband does not recognize movie stars by their looks or their names. If I try to say, for example, “Hey Honey, let’s go see the new Matt Damon movie,” my husband will DEFINITELY have no idea who I’m talking about. His only excuse for not recognizing people as [...]

Husband Asks Puzzling Question

I hope that title doesn’t sound too mean. My husband is being so nice, it’s almost like we’re in the dating phase again. I’m really surprised and very, very, very happy with things–so much attention, so much approval, so much togetherness!
But we had a very amusing dialog today, and I can’t resist sharing it. I [...]

12 Stages of Marriage–Watch Out for Stage 3: Power Struggle!!!

I strongly recommend that any and all married people read this article called “The Stages of Marriage” at AgeAndHealth.com. The 12 stages of marriage are outlined by Michael Gurian. Notice that this was written in 2005. It’s still worth reading!
This man’s book helped me through a very difficult time in my marriage. It was [...]

Financial Quandry…Caused By MY Pea Brain

There’s a post on this blog somewhere when I made fun of my husband’s financial know-how. Well, I’m going to have to take that all back now because of something very sketchy I did.
If you have said or done something dumb lately, or need a boost in confidence for whatever reason, I’M WRITING THIS POST [...]

Guest Story: Husband Heroic? Not Exactly…

Good story I can TOTALLY relate to. Why is it that husbands INSIST on being a hero for the coworker, the stranger, the plumber, whomever else…but not the wifey. And my VERY favorite is when the husband’s “heroism” is not even very helpful to anyone, PLUS creates problems for his wife and family.
Prime example: One [...]

He Asks, “When Will Shelves Arrive?”…Um 4 Days Ago

I keep meaning to write a post about men and vision. Did you know that studies have shown that men REALLY don’t have eyes for certain types of details?
If I weren’t in such a panic over this project I have to send in by Friday, I’d research it right now and link you to a [...]

Have Entered Twighlight Zone: Husband COOKED

Hm. I’m feeling very puzzled and confused. But kind of on a love-my-husband high at the same time. I have very vague memories of my husband’s awesome cooking skills from about 10 years ago during our dating phase. My husband is such a great cook–or should I say “was.” Is cooking like riding a bycicle, [...]

Husband Saw Tom Cruise at the Studio

This is kind of neat but kind of FUNNY. It also sets a record–it’s the first time my husband was ever able to name a movie star in conversation without help. (Oh, sidenote: Yesterday my husband came home at 8:00pm!!!! Woohoo!!!)
So we were sitting outside drinking tea and telling stories at the atrocious new [...]