Hot Dad Sighting
Hi, I realize I keep posting about hot men. Well, despite how this post might sound, I love my husband and would never, ever, ever cheat. Really. I’m just NOT cheater material. Not only am I not interesting in having an extramarital affair, but even if I was, I’d have NO time for one. I’m way too busy taking care of the fam, blogging, and cruising the Internet.
HOWEVER. There was a Hot Dad sighting today. (This is the Hot Dad who looks identical to my husband, and who I can tell totally thinks I’m pretty, but we never have spoken to each other, and we never will. Cause I don’t think that would be a good idea.)
So we passed each other as I was going to pick up my son from school. And usually I would have looked away immediately. (Otherwise I blush or flinch and do other embarrassing things like that.) But, I was out of it. Probably thinking about what to fix for dinner–see how my life goes from almost-exciting to ultra boring in the wink of an eye? Poor me. hahahha. Just joking. Some may say boring (about my life), I saw AWESOME.
Oh anyway, basically, because I was really out of it, I accidentally stared into Hot Dad’s eyes for like 2 minutes without realizing it was him or that I was staring at him. How embarrassing. The really awkward part is that when I became aware of staring at him, he was staring BACK at me. It’s kind of like we had a staring contest, except that unlike real staring contests, this one was quite enjoyable. I felt I should smile to be polite before looking in another direction, but decided not to. Can’t do it. Too much chemistry. Smiling might lead to flirtation. Forget that. Too hot to handle. No need to get burned. If that’s not foresight, I don’t know what is.
PS. FUNNY aside: My husband just came up to me to ask me if I’m ready for dinner (yeah, I suppose so, as I am the one who cooked it and have been waiting for ages him to get ready to EAT)…He was facing my computer screen as I was typing like mad, and in HUGE letters is written the title “HOT DAD SIGHTING“. Does my husband notice? Absolutely not. Did I get nervous that he might notice? Absolutely not. What does that say about our marriage? You tell me.