I Love My Husband…But Not His Eyebrow
There is a situation at home that has gotten completely out of hand. This “situation” is my husband’s left eyebrow. No, he doesn’t have a uni-brow (thank you, God). What he has is an eyebrow hair that gets very wild when gone unmonitored.
Right now the eyebrow hair is sticking out so far that when my husband looks at you, it looks like his eyebrow hair is trying to reach out and “get you.” In this way, it’s beginning to take on on human-like qualities. I’m just going to go ahead and name it. From here on, I am going to refer to the eyebrow hair as “Frank.”
I begged my husband like a month ago to trim this thing. Seriously, it makes him look insane, like a wild psycho guy. I can’t explain it–you just have to imagine this eyebrow hair, oh sorry, Frank, sticking up and out very obviously and as you try to talk to my husband, all you can do is stare at Frank. It’s very distracting.
Now, you might be thinking that I am exaggerating. I assure you that I am not. I am going to try to take a photo of Frank–it might even be a world record. Frank is an eyebrow hair that’s like 2 centimeters long.
I don’t get it. My husband shaved his whole head this morning, yet he couldn’t trim the freaky eyebrow hair a little? See, it’s things like this that make me sure that it’s not accidental. Guys don’t FORGET stuff–they just LOVE stuff like that–anything weird, bizarre, or scruffy. Seriously, there is no way my husband could shave for 30 minutes looking straight at Frank in the mirror and accidentally not do something about it. Clearly, my husband has a fondness for Frank.
I’m tempted to put my foot down and say something like “Who’s it going to be, ME or FRANK?” But on the other hand, Frank has this strange allure…you kind of want to check him out again. Like, hey, has Frank grown any more? Or, is he still reaching outward, or is he growing in a different direction now? No, I’m going to resist any temptation to start recording data on Frank. But I will try to take a photo–I’m pretty sure you’ve never seen anything quite like this.
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After you take the picture, get a pair of scissors and quietly snip it off while he sleeps!
Is it just me or does your blog look a tad bit different? I like it – very neat looking.
About the eyebrows…well, as usual it is the opposite in our case. J has perfect eyebrows while mine are quirky…Lucky me he has not named it yet (yeah he named my belly when it was just starting to “grow” and now it won’t go away!!!)
Hope you’re doing great, Holly!
Hi Noemi,
Yes. It’s different. Thank you for noticing! You inspired me:)