My New Boss Is Sexy
Life is just plain crazy (but fun!). I loved my old job, but ended up getting called for this interview. I went, and to make a long story short, now I have a new job! My old job was SEO writing. My new job involves affiliate marketing. It’s really fun. I like my coworkers. I also like the work.
The icing on the cake, however, was an unexpected surprise that I didn’t discover until my 2nd interview when I was already completely excited about this new job–the icing I am referring to is my new SEXY BOSS.
Sexy Boss is kind of young to be a supervisor, yet he has no trouble with it. He slicks his hair back in this odd way that should look ugly but oh my, it certainly doesn’t…He is tall and dark and handsome, and he’s one of those who’s so hot that he doesn’t even need to prove it to himself by flirting with girls and getting them to flirt back…No, he’s real laid back and doesn’t flirt with anyone at all, which makes him all the more attractive.
Would my husband get irritated at me for having a crush on Sexy Boss? Well, maybe. If he reads this blog post, I guess I’ll find out! If he were irritated, it might console him to learn there are many reasons I would never ever date Sexy Boss and would loath the thought of what marriage with him will be like for that poor girl who one day feels happy for “getting” him… First of all, one never “gets” guys like Sexy Boss. For one thing, he’s Aquarius. I think we all know about Aquarius males, do we not?
Next, Sexy Boss has an annoying little issue with rebellion…though, as long as you aren’t dating or married to him, it’s kind of cute. Despite that he is a fully grown adult and NOT a college kid living in the 1960’s, Sexy Boss still refuses in many ways to be part of “the establishment.” In addition, he is quite proud of the fact that he rides motorcycles rather than cars everywhere he goes. Let’s see now…who knows a fully grown adult who brags about always riding a motorcycle? (My friends from Tennessee can definitely ignore that question, as ALL of you ride motorcycles–the difference is that you just truly love Harley’s, while Sexy Boss has something to prove.)
Last but not least, he seems quite proud of his frequent bar hopping. People who are proud of bar hopping…I don’t get that. Why be proud of something anyone can do? Especially when most people choose not to do it…even though they could if they wanted. Don’t get it. He just just be proud of his hotness. He definitely has that going on.
Thank goodness my husband isn’t anything like that! He doesn’t need bar hopping or motorcycles or a non-membership card to the establishment to know he’s all that. He doesn’t even care whether he’s all that. He just cares about real things. Like small babies and having a good job and being the same guy at home that he is at work and with friends–kind, respectful, and strange. HA HA! Good one.
All jokes aside, my husband is definitely the apple of my eye. But I’m not going to lie. It’s VERY fun when your boss is sexy. Also, it makes me motivated to do a good job so that he will notice me and think I’m smart. (I know that’s pitiful–that’s ok.)
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You are so weird. Who are you?
Oh and “So he will think you are smart” – that’s a good one. HA!
This reminds me of an episode of Green Acers or maybe it was Gilligan’s Island – no I think it was the Beverly Hillbillies – Yeah that was it, when Jane Hathaway had a crush on Jethro.
Ha ha! I didn’t see that one, but anyone having a crush on Jethro is definitely funny.
Who am I? Do you mean why do I have crushes on people when I’m married?
I can’t help it–it’s rare, but sometimes my eyes notice that someone’s cute. But don’t worry, when that happens, I avoid and ignore that person at all costs.
I want to hear how you ignore your boss. Let’s see how that could work. Boss: Holly can you come into my office? Holly: Sure in a minute but I need to use the ladies room 1st.
Boss: now sitting waiting and waiting and waiting.
Holly: Jets out the back door, calls the receptionist from her cell, :Can you tell cute boss I got sick and had to go home.”
Hmmm… I guess that could work. There probably are a multitude of avoidance techniques available to the creative mind. You can use this one on Monday if you can think of anything else.
Good Luck…
Lucky you my half boss is also the man I am married to. The only “action” I get at work these days is what I like to refer to as sexual harassment, lol!
Okay. Are you not concerned that sexy boss is going to read your blog? Or are you super stealthy that way? Or MAYBE you WANT sexy boss to read it. It could be an advantage in the office. Hmmm. Or maybe you want your HUSBAND to read it. It could make him work harder at pleasing you! Or maybe you’re just really really daring exposing such feelings on your blog for the whole world to read (even sexy boss) and if so I’m jealous that you’re so fearless. I bow to your cunning. It’s so cool! Good luck with sexy boss. It’s fun now. However, I predict at some point you’re going to get tired of being sure you shave your toes everyday for no pay-off.
Grayquill, you are such a riot! I love this scenario, but even more, your offer to let me use this “strategy.”
To make the ignoring and avoiding even more ridiculous, I actually work at home, but there are occasional days when we have to go for on-site meetings.
So, here are ways I ignore him: 1) take a long time to answer his Instant Messages, 2) never send email responses like “thank you” or “I understand” in response to his emails, only send emails when asked specific questions 3) at on-site meetings, avoid eye contact at all costs–or might twitch or blush–and stay far, far away, in a different room if at all possible.
Mamakaze, all I ever wanted to be was stealthy and sophisticated. I’m still trying hard but experiencing very low success rates…
BUT he would never find my blog because my real last name isn’t Kay. See there, that’s about as sneaky as I get. BUT also, I will be careful not to mention his name.
Oh, I just thought of the worst case scenario–he finds it anyway, reads it, and doesn’t care at ALL that I think he’s sexy! Hm. Fooey on Sexy Boss!
You are lucky…few get good bosses, u have a sexy one!!!!
Lolita has the right idea…at least from the man’s perspective. “there is action” Imageing the long coffee breaks. Yahoo…
Holly, I think you are safe.
Chirs – you don’t have to hide behind the “Holly Kay” name. So silly.
Hi Jeff,
Yes, silly is one of my unfortunate traits, despite that I really wish I could be alluring and sassy…Oh well.
Slight confusion–what’s “Chirs”? Did you mean “Chris” Or is “Chirs” one of those IM acronyms like LOL that I am yet again the last to learn?