Anyone out there ever tucked a gray sweatshirt into gray sweatpants? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Wouldn’t be too flattering for the ole figure now, would it? Well, unfortunately for Mickey (the editor for Style Swag magazine), her husband does tuck sweatshirts into sweatpants. And even more unfortunately for her, he does this at important [...]
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Oh, I just realized I accidentally lied. I have said numerous times that my husband literally doesn’t do one household chore. Actually, there is one chore-related type thing he does–he puts his clothes into the laundry basket rather than on the floor, on the bed, or in other places as I have heard that many [...]
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Hi again. This is the outfit my husband wore last weekend to visit friends. I know the ladies are staring at the screen either feeling really superior to me (because their husbands dress much better than this) or a great deal of relief, thinking “Wow, I used to be so embarrassed by my husband’s clothes, [...]
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Is this not true: during long-term relationships and marriage, men basically maintain the same ideas they always had, except they become more and more convinced of them. Sometimes, this becomes a downhill spiral, and misconceptions can spin totally out of control. For my male readers, I’m going to outline some critical misconceptions. Note to guys: [...]
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See these pants? They are men’s pants. Do you like them? If you want them, that can easily be arranged. No need to pay–just email me your address, and I’ll mail them. Postage–on me. All you have to do is take a quiz. (You don’t actually have to pass the quiz, as that could [...]
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Finally, a photo of some very questionable, borderline frightening, work attire that does not belong to MY husband. These shoes belong to the husband of one of my very good friends. Take a look at these little treasures:
Come on now. Are you sure these things are shoes? Where could this guy have possibly purchased these? [...]
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I think my husband might be spying on me! The day after I posted the photo of his brown wrinkled pants (below), he put them in the laundry basket.
Now, perhaps that doesn’t seem like a huge coincidence right off the bat. But he has outright refused to let me (yes, as in ALLOW ME) to [...]
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Alright, this one’s a doozy. These are my husband’s favorite pants. Can you tell? They are (as in WERE) good, quality pants–Levi’s, you know, not the type you’d expect to wrinkle like aluminum foil.
But the problem doesn’t lie in the fabric. No, the problem is my husband’s firm belief that pants can be worn 20 [...]
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Okay, it’s time to show you some new trends that my husband has come up with. This little “shirt trick,” if you will, is classified as UNM (Urgently Needs Modification). But I have been trying to change this new habit, and nothing is working. My husband thinks it’s a work of genius, and he’s not [...]
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Astounding. I found this shirt in the closet and thought I’d photograph it for you. I was aghast at what happened when the camera flashed. The thing lit up like a firework! It’s almost as bright as headlights. Wearing this thing outside on a sunny day might be a bad idea. Wearing this thing at [...]
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