I’m Not Sure My Husband Knows Our Address

I suspect that my husband doesn’t know our address by heart. To his credit, we have moved 8 times in 9 years. We haven’t lived in our current apartment even a year…Still, would it not freak you out a little if you suspected your husband hadn’t memorized your address and/or phone number? (Yes, this means [...]

Guest Photos: One Husband’s “Useful” Containers

I received a few photographs from a guy we’ll call “Jay.” He wanted to share his stock of “useful” containers. Before I go any further, I’m going to post Jay’s photos here:

Now that you’ve seen them, my first question is: Do these containers look useful to you? My initial thought was “Oh, those look like [...]

Common Men Misconceptions On Clothing and Hygeine

Is this not true: during long-term relationships and marriage, men basically maintain the same ideas they always had, except they become more and more convinced of them. Sometimes, this becomes a downhill spiral, and misconceptions can spin totally out of control. For my male readers, I’m going to outline some critical misconceptions. Note to guys: [...]

Husband Tells Jokes, People Look Confused

Doesn’t everyone want a partner who has a great sense of humor? Yes, me too. But well, I didn’t really get that. I realize that probably sounds a little mean to people who haven’t…how shall I put this…experienced my husband’s jokes. It’s not that his jokes are gross, cruel, too political, or anything like that. [...]

Shirt Trick–Urgently Needs Modification

Okay, it’s time to show you some new trends that my husband has come up with. This little “shirt trick,” if you will, is classified as UNM (Urgently Needs Modification). But I have been trying to change this new habit, and nothing is working. My husband thinks it’s a work of genius, and he’s not [...]

Slick Way to Get BEST Birthday Present

Getting a birthday present from my husband used to be quite a challenge. Actually, getting a gift for any occasion from him is pretty much impossible (for me, for other people, easier). Honestly speaking, I don’t think my husband knows the exact year of my age. (He would guess close to my age, but I’m [...]

Husband Can’t Close Blinds Correctly

I’m really tempted to call this post “Husband Can’t Do Anything Correctly.” But actually he did lots of great stuff for us this weekend–took us to the beach, took the boys out for ice cream and park while I did housework. Plus, as I mentioned in an earlier post, he’s looking mighty hot right now.
However, [...]

Husband Theory: Moving Furniture

Okay, you are really not going to believe this. I probably shouldn’t post it, because now it will actually appear that my husband isn’t only strange. It will seem that he actually needs …um..well, treatment, if you will, as in from a psychiatrist or neurologist or something like that. I must admit, this was one [...]

How Husband Defiled Our Living Room

I’m just reminiscing about ways my husband ruined our old place and really hoping he doesn’t do the same things in the new one. Look at these pretty little photos I took around the holidays last year. Isn’t our living room nice and cozy? Isn’t it? Look at my shelf. Isn’t it cute? Well, not [...]

Only Two Bedrooms

We paid the deposit on our new apartment, aka townhouse (because it has stairs). My husband is already there, and the boys and I can’t wait to follow. I haven’t seen the “townhouse” yet!
I asked nervously if I’ll have enough room for my computer in the bedroom. (As I have mentioned in prior posts, I [...]